Earlier in the week, we had our first major/prolonged outage since I've been here. A contractor (somewhat ironically installing a route for a second fibre
to prevent this sort of thing from being an issue) drilled through the only fibre cable serving one of our biggest teaching blocks; 12 classrooms and a (deprecated) computer lab - and taking out Afrikaans, Geography, History and about 1/6th of the English department. It also reveals that the school makes "production" use of some very popular unofficial communications channels, particularly WhatsApp.
In a sort of "is this a hidden camera show?" scenario, it unfolded a bit like this:
Despite starting drilling a good 10cm away from the existing fibre, I pointed out that the drill bit was not straight and was pointing upward (i.e toward the existing fibre). This was not considered to be a problem, perhaps because geometry/trig is irrelevant once you leave school.
Next, I pointed out (from the other side of the wall, in between drilling "sessions", through a window) that the cable had started to move/wobble/vibrate a bit. Then a bit later, alarmingly so - so if they weren't pushing on the exposed cable by accident (I can't see through brick - yet), suggesting that they were almost certainly hitting the existing cable with the drill bit.
Drilling continued.
Then I announced that the link light had gone out on the switch.
*facepalm*.